the aquarius rule

you can mourn a relationship 1 day for every month you dated.

the aquarius rule is real i didn’t make it up

by yourstepsis'ssidecvhick August 29, 2023

Rule 2334567

There are only 1001 rules on the internet. If you looked this up you a fucking idiot

Hey John what’s Rule 2334567 of the internet

Jim you have to be the dumbest person to exist on the dying rock

by Professional Dumbass February 11, 2021

insurance rule

One of those seemingly ridiculous rules in sports or other public institutions that exist only to cover the asses of the insurance companies.

I can't believe Rick got a suspension for taking his mask off before leaving the ice - it must be an insurance rule.

by rentropy December 27, 2008

International Rules

The international rule states the only acceptable instance where intercourse is ok with someone other than your significant other is when they are in France and the person committing the act is Vegan.

“Hold up, didn’t your girlfriend cheat on you bruh?” “I guess not. International Rules. I was in France.”

by Nice Hairline Kid August 16, 2018

The 3M Rule

A method by which one can evaluate a man for hotness, the rule consists of three parts: 1 man, 1 minute, 1 metre. One man because many men confuse the senses, one minute to allow the surge of hormones to subside, one metre because everyone looks better the further away they are.

I thought he was a total fox but it must've been my beer goggles because when I got up close and used the 3M Rule, I realised that he was a dog!

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 20, 2011

rule 6083

If anything exits there is gacha life of it

Rule 6083 has the most cursed stuff, anything can be a gacha

by 0/T3ch January 11, 2021

Ja Rule

Rapper who took his name from the legendary phrase Jamaican judge Dareamahn Gareen used when asking for the jury’s verdict, witnessed while working as a bailiff for the court...all while not living anywhere near Jamaica.

GAREEN: has the jury reached a verdict?
JURY: yeah, mon .
-pause-
GAREEN: JA RULE!
JURY: Guilty, Mon.
GAREEN: (to young Ja): What charge is he guilty of?
YOUNG JA: IT’S MURRRRDER...
GAREEN: I only have one good ear, Mon. Don’t be mumblin. HOLLA! Holla!

by Seewhatwhathappenedwas July 2, 2019