nose picking distance

Close enough to something or someone that you could pick that thing's nose with little effort, typically used in exaggeration.

I'm in nose picking distance of the house.

by ThereAren'tAnyNamesLeft January 6, 2018

No Parking

No Parking is an online persona who is found on Discord, claiming to be a sign (Although we all know she's a chick). If she is using vc, she's almost always on performance room.

Haven't you heard? No Parking totes has the hots for him

by B_lank June 17, 2018

Valet parking

When you’re too nervous to have sex with your girlfriend, so you pay your friend to do it for you.

“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”

by NOMRAHofficial June 19, 2018

Jet Packinski

The sexiest man alive

OMG! Jet Packinski is so hot!

by biggerthanmycountry August 21, 2018

Rosa Parking

When you chill in the back to look at a girls ass

“Holy shit, chick with a fatty behind us.”
“Yea Im Rosa Parking this bih”

by dr._dank_noodles November 27, 2019

Cotton picking

When someone who is talking to people or dating people only prefers the whitest of white girls.

My friend Jon was on tinder the other, dude is cotton picking everyone .

by Woah now December 23, 2019

snow parking

The attempt to parallel park on a street, usually in an urban area, in an empty spot when cars have previously been plowed in and there’s a mound of snow between the parking spot and the street (verb)

I’m just going to Uber it over as I fear snow parking in the city

by 8six7five3ohnine January 21, 2020