seven P's

a saying by british soldiers, prior planning and preperation prevents piss poor performance

idiot - yeah so we went in at about 7 and found out that there were insurgents in every house on the street.

angry sgt - seven P's! prior planning and preperation prevents piss poor performance! 2 section! 50 press ups, go!

2 section - *knuckles cracking*

by e to the u a n July 20, 2008

Doctor P

Designation given to anyone in the medical community that is known around town as a pervert.

"Did you see Doctor P at the pool yesterday?"

"Yeah, as usual he was hittin' on the jailbait."

by Zappaman December 6, 2006

p word

''p word'' got popularize in da beginning of 2018 when famous utuber ksi called out 2 other famous utuber jake nd logan paul for boxing fight after his insane win over joe weller nd then jake paul respond to that in a very pussious way, to do a mma match rather than a boxing match but he was basically scared of ksi and try to get out of da situation but he was making lotta vids bout it just to get views then ksi's lil brother came in the story nd call jake a pussy to which jake paul respond in his vid nd he was saying pussy a 'p word' cause his audience is full of retarded small kids nd he cant say pussy in his vids. So many people found it hella funny nd start saying ''p word'' rather than saying pussy but every time someone use it they directly referring ''p word'' to jake paul (for obvious reasons), it is mostly used by famous utuber keemstar (he also found a dead dolla in da woods) to make fun of jake paul.

a person in keemstar's live stream chat: hey keemstar r u gonna fight kavos.
keemstar : no, kavos is a p word

by alienated69 May 15, 2018

p-bone

a very hard penis erectus, the main bone

After I gave her a poon smooch, I gave her the P-bone

by manbone April 19, 2007

The 2 P's

Pregnant and prison. Used to succinctly describe the future of your booty call's hopeless children.

After an hour of listening to his fuck buddy give him shit about his desire to go back to school, Jason turned to her and said, "Bitch, with that kind of attitude your lil girl and boy are going to grow up representing the 2 P's - pregnant and prison!"

by ThyRoid Rage December 11, 2010

P Flan

When one urinates while pleasuring his or her own anus.

I was anal masturbating last night and I P Flan'd everywhere. My room mate was sooooo pissed.

by TheKeating November 7, 2010

P-Dizzle

A safe word used by people who want to use the bathroom without having to state the reason for leaving. Often used in urgency when the person is in a large conversation/argument with family or friends.

Jim: "Well George, pick a side! I don't have all day!"
George: "Uh sorry Jim, I have to P-Dizzle."

by Thefuturemadscientistleague January 27, 2013