a rare moment when upon awakening, you witness one of your pets using another pet's rear-end as their pillow. a sure cure to get anyone thru their morning slump
My cat avoids my dog like the plague, but today she decided to cozy on in to produce a well-executed morning rump. I sent my fam and homies the best pics they'll see all week.
by OriginalHomie May 04, 2023
Said by one typically when in the state of 2nd hand embarrassment when someone around them is acting completely and utterly retarded for no apparent reason
by Jack Spank9049 January 04, 2023
by Jhunty February 20, 2023
When someone reaches late to school, or office and blames the tire for being flat tire in the bike or car.
"Six out of ten times Rajeev had a morning puncture for reaching late last month, good time the company should buy him tubeless tires"
by ontheworldroad April 22, 2010
by AngstySymbiosis March 19, 2018
Morning makeup face is when a girl gets up extra early to put in her makeup before her boyfriend wakes up to pretend she wakes up that way naturally.
Deanna jumped out of bed early to apply her morning makeup face before she hopped back in bed with her boyfriend so he can wake up thinking she always looks like that.
by Cubbykins April 05, 2017
the morning after you get high and you are no longer high but you can't think straight and you act stupid. its almost like a hangover but without the extensive pain.
by Jish_potato January 29, 2016