One who has an a small uncircumcised penis, and who’s ejaculate stays trapped. Ware for the next morning when peeled back has left a layer of man icing for his partner.
Sally woke to enjoy a bit of early morning meat, only to find a delicious “morning pastry” left from the night before which she had to work for previously from Otter.
by Otter91 November 20, 2022

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by Random0505052 December 21, 2017

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous
The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

The feeling you get when you can’t straighten your arms in the morning. Usually after prolonged sleep and unusual dreams.
by Havanananana November 13, 2017

by Big dawg 1895 May 24, 2018

Man i got that Morning wood this sucks
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.
by FunniManHeHeHeHa March 16, 2022
