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Teacher: today we're doing math
LITTERALLY EVERYONE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Bob: hey teach, math is MENTAL ABUSE TO HUMANS!
by LN11 September 1, 2022
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netflix math

When you check the year of production against how many seasons are on Netflix for a particular show you are loving, in hopes the series may still be ongoing.
I did the Netflix math, and realized (insert favorite show) was over after the season I'm binge watching now.
by MsLou April 10, 2016
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Maths

A very powerful weapon of mass destruction. It is not known how math teachers have not yet taken their own lives (although they would do well because they are as useful as a cactus in the ass). There are no people who like mathematics, it was invented only to ruin our lives. Obviously, at first everything will seem clear, but already after the second lesson you will already be looking at the window of your class and thinking "Oh come on, the world will not be destroyed with one less person out of 7 Billion
Maths is so cool!
Wait until you go to middle school, then let's see if you can repeat something like that
by nickiminajisthequeenofrap12343 September 9, 2021
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Maths teacher

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”
Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”
by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023
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What is Math ?!

Math is a spiral, from 1+1 ,2+2................ If you want to be an engineer ,then learn math

JUST REMEMBER MATH IS A SPIRAL !
WHAT IS Math ?!
teacher :Kids what is Math

Students : Math is math
teacher : no , Math is a spiral
And now

student A : What is MATH !!
All students : MATH IS A SPIRAL !!

If a teacher ask you what is math ,then answer

"Math is a spiral "
by EVERTHING I SEE IS EW January 26, 2019
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math

persone1;im being mentally abused
person2:the math did it
by kailynmay June 13, 2018
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Math

Student 1: What does math stand for?
Student 2: Mental Abuse To Humans
Student 1: Oh
by Zombiescout2772 May 2, 2019
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