Happy Juice

A mixture of juice (pineapple, fruit punch or orange from concentrate) and alcohol usually rum (White or Aged) that taste nothing like liquor and fools many into believing they are drinking only juice until the effects start to take effect. Happy juice is usually stronger than drinking the same liquor on another basis as many bottles can be used and the taste barely changes.

Recipe can be experimented with and varied to drinkers preference

Some girls don't like to drink straight hard liquor so they drink Happy Juice as an alternative and get even more fucked up.

by abelizeanwhodrinksalot August 7, 2009

pipe juice

The water one drinks from a public water fountain. Name given due to the abnormal taste the water acquires after running through questionably clean pipes.

"I'm not drinking from the school's water fountain. It tastes like pipe juice."

by Oblea Nobody June 9, 2007

nigga juice

the juice that comes out of a nigger, when you shoot him, stab him, cut off his finger, arm, or leg.

Something very common in nigger cultures

Dude, did you see that? Cops breaking into the place, shooting and all, splashing the nigga juice against the walls!

by Fukaface! January 23, 2011

juice box

a vagina, especially one that is plump (perhaps resembling a clenched fist) and contains in inordinate amount of juices, ready to burst

D: Marv, I'm telling you, man, you should have seen the juice box on this broad; it was just oozing.

M: Well, then, I guess the juice was loose, huh?

by the lexicographer February 24, 2009

pickle juice

While receiving a B.J., piss in the girls mouth when you tell her you're cumming.

Kristin really enjoyed mouthing my dill spear until I gave her a moutful of pickle juice.

by Rondo Boner February 15, 2007

Dancing Juice

An alcoholic beverage that often contain caffeine, which produces partially involuntary movements. Usually in front of the opposite sex.

Douchebag 1: "You see that girl? She's staring at me for an hour now."

Douchebag 2: "Of course, you have been drinking four Red Bull and Grey Goose since we arrived. You make those ugly moves again."

Douchebag 1: "It's just Dancing Juice."

by JanusH September 29, 2011

jesus juice

Yeah very funny. It's a terrible wine. They just call it that to make it sound glamorous or something. And the food stinks. Usually, this junk, you know? Even if you like to eat, you couldn’t eat it.

Yeah but sometimes, you see, it’s not that easy, you know what I mean? It's not all the cupcakes and Jesus juice like you might assume.

by The Zug October 3, 2007