December 1st

The day signifying the end of No Nut November where for a month a man does not masturbate and the beginning of Destroy Dick December where a man beats his dick as much and hard as he wants all month

"Bro whats todays date?" "December 1st." "Hell yeah, I'm gonna go fap bro."

by Boibillybob November 27, 2019

December 4th

It means your best freind and/or called Cameron is gonna ask u out for the last time December 4th and will cry if the answer is no

Cameron- it's December 4th do u know what this means ...
Yes= happiest boy alive
No= cry cry sob sob forever

by Fucku😂 November 28, 2019

December 2

It’s national throw an orange day. When you go to school get an orange and fling it across the cafeteria.

Billy bob: *throws orange*
Jimmy: What the hell was that for?!
Billy bob: it’s december 2

by Wasbiii November 28, 2019

December 25th

today is the day where u should always be happy and let nobody take ur pride away from you

"Today's December 25th! im so happy 🥺"

by mylifeiswow748492 November 28, 2019

december 3

national pajama day!!!! everyone wear your pajamas to school and tell all your friends!

hey what day is tomorrow
it’s december 3! national pajama day!

by whoevenareyou December 2, 2019

December 9

December 9th is the day to ask out your crush!

Girl: Hey you know what day it is right?
Boy: December 9th?
Girl: No it's ask out your crush day!

by Eat your mom out December 3, 2019

december 4th

this is the day a crackhead ugly ass that you're bound to become friends with is born. he/she is a real idiot with crackhead vibes, and they failed all their classes.

"hey, aren't you born on december 4th my dude?"
"yes"
"guacomole n***a toilet my dude"

by iamyourmarch26th D A D D Y December 4, 2019