Deer child

If she calls him this, she is actually referring to her future boyfriend.
by REEEETIMREEEE December 29, 2017
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child of the light

child of the light

A child who is lost in sound, time, and reality.
"that poor kid."
"did you know?, He's a child of the light."
"sad."
by lkaoiss February 19, 2023
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Troll Child

a tall skinny person who is often physically abused by a Ma Ding Ding and emotionally abused by a Wee WeeYan.

synonym: Condiment, Anthony Wong
Look! Its Troll Child!
by Vivian August 25, 2004
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child of shadows

A child or a person who is always in someone elses shadow, always second choice.
Being defined as a child of shadows: Mindy was the middle child. Always in her siblings shadows. Never got the first glance or attention. Never the first or even second priority of her parents.
by Idontknowwhattocallmyself November 11, 2017
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Honorary Middle Child

This would be an oldest sibling, who was ignored like a typical middle sibling but probably due to their parents splitting and having children with their new partners
"What's their problem?"
"They're upset because they're being ignored like a middle sibling."
"Oh they must be an honorary middle child."
by atinygoodsir October 05, 2020
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universal child care

When you are so broke, you allow ANY person to watch your child. Often at the behest of the State.
Luckily, My wife lined up some Universal Child Care from uncle Rick or else I would have missed golf today
by In the N October 12, 2022
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Universal Child-Care

Oh wow! The woman thinks all of the tax dollars should go to WOMEN AND THE MEN THEY'RE FUCKING! That's where the tax dollars should go guys! To her. And then we pay for them to have periods. And then we pay them to not fuck us. And then we shut up and die. That's REAL compassion. That's what compassion looks like.
Hym "Oh, yeah, my money should go to women who don't fuck. That'd what equality looks like. That's called being equal. Everyone pays for you. You do whatever you want. And anyone who has a problem with it is silence and FORCED TO DO IT AGAINST THEIR WILL. Sounds familiar. Universal Child-care everybody."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2024
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