Last night I fucked Tami while she was bleeding then after I finished in her I pulled out and made that bitch suck the bloody candy cane clean
by Daddybadtouch February 25, 2017
Get the bloody candy canemug. by Dark Ivy November 19, 2020
Get the Candy Corn Cockmug. Friend 1: Hey, I'm going to the movies but I only have enough money for one ticket. I'd really love some candy to enjoy it with.
Friend 2: Oh, man, no problem. We'll just pull the old Back-Door Candy.
Friend 1: Sweet!
Friend 2: Oh, man, no problem. We'll just pull the old Back-Door Candy.
Friend 1: Sweet!
by slumdom December 3, 2018
Get the Back-Door Candymug. by Bluntaah March 18, 2017
Get the Colombian arm candymug. The sexual act of fucking a girl on her period, but only sticking the head of your penis in her. Covering the head in red blood, then you tie some string around the head of your penis tight. The head will become even redder, and resembles a candy apple.
by Derricklover69 January 3, 2017
Get the The Russian candy applemug. by El Walkerama September 26, 2017
Get the got your candymug. A very suspicious and interesting looking conglomeration of matter that often turns out to be better than expected. Often referred to in the context of food but can also be used to explain things or events.
I went to his house for dinner. I had no idea what was on my plate; just a huge mess of asian rat candy stew or something.
In reference to a business presentation:
"Dude! I just killed that! I wasn't expecting it to be such a a buffet of asian rat candy success."
In reference to a business presentation:
"Dude! I just killed that! I wasn't expecting it to be such a a buffet of asian rat candy success."
by lalaking January 20, 2015
Get the Asian rat candymug.