by randome-gay-bitch April 16, 2022
Get the chicks with shlongsmug. 1. (noun) A young or newly hatched penguin.
2. (noun) A human female of the noblest order who works both with and for the preservation of various penguin species. The penguin chick is highly resistant to low temperatures. She has a steady foot on icy terrain and, like her penguin charges, the penguin chick is a skillful bobsledder. Her body will display scars and bruising, the result of the flailing beaks and claws of hungry or struggling penguins. The penguin chick wears these marks with honour and dignity, badges of her dedication and selflessness in the face of overwhelming odds in the fight for penguin conservation. Competing human females should exercise caution when engaging a penguin chick in a hostile manner for constant and innumerable penguin flipper slaps have made her impervious to conventional human female hand-to-hand combat techniques. Furthermore, bird droppings and raw fish carcasses are also unlikely to be effective against her in battle. Do not proffer penguin chick a plastic straw or coffee cup under any circumstances. It is generally advisable to avoid conversations about plastic and other petrochemical products if at all possible, especially if she has had a long work day. Be not fooled by a penguin chick because she wears socks embroidered with penguin motifs - the penguin chick is at the core a warrior and highly trained. The penguin chick is an example to us all.
2. (noun) A human female of the noblest order who works both with and for the preservation of various penguin species. The penguin chick is highly resistant to low temperatures. She has a steady foot on icy terrain and, like her penguin charges, the penguin chick is a skillful bobsledder. Her body will display scars and bruising, the result of the flailing beaks and claws of hungry or struggling penguins. The penguin chick wears these marks with honour and dignity, badges of her dedication and selflessness in the face of overwhelming odds in the fight for penguin conservation. Competing human females should exercise caution when engaging a penguin chick in a hostile manner for constant and innumerable penguin flipper slaps have made her impervious to conventional human female hand-to-hand combat techniques. Furthermore, bird droppings and raw fish carcasses are also unlikely to be effective against her in battle. Do not proffer penguin chick a plastic straw or coffee cup under any circumstances. It is generally advisable to avoid conversations about plastic and other petrochemical products if at all possible, especially if she has had a long work day. Be not fooled by a penguin chick because she wears socks embroidered with penguin motifs - the penguin chick is at the core a warrior and highly trained. The penguin chick is an example to us all.
"Damn, that penguin chick delivering the penguin presentation at the aquarium looked smart in that work uniform."
"Check out the penguin chick feeding that gentoo in the penguin enclosure - one day when you are older, son, you too could be like her."
"Check out the penguin chick feeding that gentoo in the penguin enclosure - one day when you are older, son, you too could be like her."
by urbanpenguincollective January 25, 2021
Get the Penguin chickmug. Very greasy hands.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the chick-fil-a handsmug. A girl who is so hardcore that she goes to all the local hardcore band shows to show her love and support.
by Connie_12345 August 2, 2008
Get the projekt chickmug. Loud, fun and typically more experimental and spellbinding in the bedroom. Dodgy fashion sense though.
by Ladiesman1743 February 26, 2018
Get the northern chickmug. Another punk riding a skateboard like a city slicker
Used in a derogatory tone outside of California and new York, because outside those two states people realize skaterboys are feminine, usually meaning people look down on them often linking homosexuality with the boarders
Used in a derogatory tone outside of California and new York, because outside those two states people realize skaterboys are feminine, usually meaning people look down on them often linking homosexuality with the boarders
by MdmaTripVacNDubMylar October 30, 2021
Get the Skater chickmug. A member of preferred sex who you secretly link with to cuddle and do relationship things but aren’t in a relationship with
by bestbussyinabdn July 18, 2023
Get the Monday chickmug.