“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic
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Jimmy: “Hey John, wanna go out for a drink tonight?”
John: *laughing and giggling*
Jimmy: “what’s so funny?”
John: *uncontrollable laughing*
Jimmy: “you are such a giggley bastard.”
John: *laughing and giggling*
Jimmy: “what’s so funny?”
John: *uncontrollable laughing*
Jimmy: “you are such a giggley bastard.”
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I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night
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