Dew shits

When you drink an enormous amount of Mountain Dew and have uncontrollable diarrhea

I just got the dew shits after drinking a case of Mountain Dew

by Jcoon June 30, 2014

Flips and Shit

Term used to describe the action of riding on a dolphin and getting everybody all wet.

I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shit.

by Adam the Wordsmith May 26, 2010

A soon shit

Assume shit

I hate it when someone a soon shit

by BuffEZ May 2, 2021

Shit in a parachute

when you get stuck outside your apartment and have to shit in a plastic bag and toss it down the garbage shute.

"Ohh man...i couldnt hold it and had to Shit in a parachute and let it fly"

by Thugdaddydangledick November 18, 2009

Shit Candle

The phenomenon when someone fails at wiping their ass after defecating and proceeds to employ a seat heater (e.g., in an automobile) thereby yielding the aroma of shit.

Seriously, turn off your seat heater - it stinks in here because you're firing up your shit candle.

by Appled January 8, 2014

shit and hit

to simultaneousnessly smoke weed and take a shit. used amongst teenage pot heads who cannot do it anywhere else.

Raul: Yo man, what did you end up doing last night?
Paco: Dawg, i had to shit and hit cause my mom was home. Ended up watching the whole star wars trilogy and munching a weeks supply of groceries, i was faded.
Raul: Word

by cakeslop93 July 10, 2010

light that shit

A word used in reference to smoking weed or crack.

Light that shit up fool!

by Tichina June 8, 2005