A goated ass teacher that let's you use your phones in class and gave me half his pretzel one time. Also a hardcore Republican
by GEMGD22_22 August 5, 2025
Get the Jason Massaramug. by nbhg October 24, 2023
Get the jason and masonmug. Jason is short, white, ripped man with a backwards baseball cap and is 100% a fucking tool. Probably plays lacrosse or is at least a rich bastard going to USC on a fake lacrosse scholarship.
1: Yo, did you hear Jason got caught up in that USC scandal?
2: of course he did, he’s dumb as a brick and can’t pkay for shit.
2: of course he did, he’s dumb as a brick and can’t pkay for shit.
by Uscjason March 30, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is such a hot sexy guy. He is also annoying asf and has a gambling addiction. His only trait is that he is in a frat and has one kidney. He adores the Costco frozen French onion soup. They only reason girls like him is for his two dogs. The only reason guys like him is cause he has an extremely hot neighbor named maggie.
by jasonreidishot1234 March 17, 2022
Get the Jason Reidmug. 
Jason is always a man on a mission to get things half done. He works hard but gets distracted easily. He looks sexy in his work boots.
He is always first to give the advice needed and seems like a practical guy that has his life together, but once you get to know Jason ,you find out he has many hidden problems.
But by this time, you are already greatly attached to Jason to leave him. Problems include such things as: addictions, faffing, gambling, failure to say sorry properly, and never being Romantic.
Although Jason struggles to be romantic, you will find yourself in love with him, he is interesting, and funny, also a dork and always sexy, sometimes all at the same time.
He is the best in bed.
He will always make the first move, even when you are sound asleep.
He loves the cookie.
And he loves icecream.
Jason is an amazing boyfriend.
If you ever have yourself a Jason be sure to hold on tight, cause he is one of a kind, some might say one in three million. I love Jason.
He is always first to give the advice needed and seems like a practical guy that has his life together, but once you get to know Jason ,you find out he has many hidden problems.
But by this time, you are already greatly attached to Jason to leave him. Problems include such things as: addictions, faffing, gambling, failure to say sorry properly, and never being Romantic.
Although Jason struggles to be romantic, you will find yourself in love with him, he is interesting, and funny, also a dork and always sexy, sometimes all at the same time.
He is the best in bed.
He will always make the first move, even when you are sound asleep.
He loves the cookie.
And he loves icecream.
Jason is an amazing boyfriend.
If you ever have yourself a Jason be sure to hold on tight, cause he is one of a kind, some might say one in three million. I love Jason.
Jason's that type of guy that will message you back once and then ignore the rest of your conversations all night.
He thinks its being reasonable when in fact he suffers from alexithymia.
He should learn to end a conversation properly and message to say goodnight.
He thinks its being reasonable when in fact he suffers from alexithymia.
He should learn to end a conversation properly and message to say goodnight.
by HecallsmeSluz August 22, 2024
Get the Jasonmug. •He has so hot body.
•He has sexy and at the same time cute
voice.
•He has good personality.
•He is sweet with the girls.
•He is funny.
•He is adorable.
•He never hurts anyone.
In conclusion, YOU NEED A GUY LIKE HIM!
•He has sexy and at the same time cute
voice.
•He has good personality.
•He is sweet with the girls.
•He is funny.
•He is adorable.
•He never hurts anyone.
In conclusion, YOU NEED A GUY LIKE HIM!
Jason!
by Angel_06 January 10, 2018
Get the Jasonmug.