nine banded armadildo

an enormous dildo with nine horny plates to excite the clitoris and the whole area

kev thought the woman was funny 'cos she kept grinning all the time.
then he noticed what appeared to be a cue case was in fact a nine banded armadildo. "table two please!"

by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004

french band-aid

Prior to engaging in sexual activity, heat hot wax and have ready a supply of wax paper. Blind fold your partner and start to spread the hot wax across the ass cheeks and lower back. Start to have sex in the "doggy position" and apply the wax paper. Before finishing tear the paper off and run!

I have given french band-aid's in the past but this was like no other.

by mystikalforkporker June 27, 2010

STHS Marching Band

see "Gay" or "Ian Bowling"

STHS MB is a cult that involves sex with ass ugly marching band girls (excluding renee) and jordan yoffee's penis in more places than it should be in.

by jewy mcjewjew April 13, 2004

really shit band

blazin squad
westlife
s club 8
these are all fukin shit and need to be lined up against a wall and shot

*im a twat im a twat im a twat*
*pooooooooooooooo*

by louise April 11, 2004

medina marching band

A band so strong in their field show and marching that they can't be touched. Graceful in victory and in defeat. A band that even when teased and trash talked keeps their heads held high. The band all small schools aspire to be.

Student A: "Do you know who won at Dome?"
Student B: "It had to be the Medina marching band. Did you see their show? Their music was amazing!"

by Life_on_pointe_shoes June 23, 2015

arizona band camp

when schools don't have enough money to actually send the marching band away to a decent place for a week, band camp occurs at school. marching in 120 degrees and getting to know each other a little too well.

oh my gosh, arizona band camp is only 6 months 3 weeks, 2 days and 4 hours away!

by annonphester April 18, 2009

one man band

My mate Derik is in a one man band he's the man who plays the tuba, saxaphone, harmonica, banjo, marackas, triangle, drums, electric guitar, kazoo, base guitar, grand piano, bag-pipes, oboe (no not hobo!), bongo, bassoon, clarinet, flute, jug, piccolo, recorder, surrusophone, shawm, slide whistle, Alphorn, Baritone, didgeridoo, Sackbut, Trumpet, Trombone, Fiddle and Violin, Accordion and Pipe organ aswell as spanking a donkey, wearing turtle shell, cooking a goose with the power of his own self-satisfaction, riding a bike into a pool of dancing mooses and smoking a 15ft pipe with his ass

by harry July 19, 2003