The Beagle Man

He is the beagle man.

The beagle man sat on the porch reading the urban dictionary.

by Owen Cerruto June 14, 2024

Man-Saggers

A occurrence in a human male who is obese where the increased number of female hormones combine with the fat to create a saggy, wrinkly mess around the nipple area. This can sometimes lead to lactation, and decreased activity in the hardening of the nipples.

Otherwise Known as "shriveled whales" and "Inflated Dehydrated Chest Syndrome"

1. Tom to friends : Man, i heard Jack got the Man-saggers, that shit's deadly. Poor guy, they're really freakin gross too.

2. Doctor to Tom: Im Sorry lad, it seems you have man-saggers. Im going to start you on a intense rehabilitation program, but im sorry to say, your never gonna be the same.

Tom: Fuck my life

by simon3335 May 20, 2009

Muffin Man

It is a Man that sells Muffins.

“Hey look its the Muffin Man!”

by anonymous October 23, 2023

Big Man Brady

Big Man Bradys are the tallest men in the world, and towers over the school which he is headmaster of.
Big Man Bradys refer to all students by their initials, and attempt to play every racket sport but only use one shot.

Generally well liked by students, Big Man Bradys oversee their schools from a great height, and may commonly be seen checking on classrooms and cracking jokes.

Big Man Brady is on his way.

by Wellingtonshoe123 October 7, 2025

Beta Man

Darragh ”Hammerhead” McGuiness. The definition of a lost-cause loser. Typically a fall from grace. Peaks at 13.

Darragh is such a beta man.

by Jay Cartwright 2022! May 4, 2022

Lonely mans

Lonely mans, the guy who sits up and ponders life while his room mate is getting the sloppiest of all domes

Dude, Everett is a god damn lonely mans

by Terminal Privates December 18, 2018

man

a human that not girl xD

I am a real man.

by Nick and a butt cheek November 30, 2020