My car is slow bai

"my car is slow" is a relative statement. It's true, of course, since the person who used it will have something to compare it with;

Concord at speed or Formula One car driven hard.

by Stanley April 12, 2004

I sold my soul just for this mug

This is one of the many things you could use to buy the urban dictionary mug!
Instead of wasting your hard earned money, you wasted something else instead!

"Bob, why does your mug say you sold your soul for it?"
"Because I sold my soul just for this mug"

by MugManNumber932 October 15, 2020

Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth

To silence someone instantly by shoving your dick in their mouth.

Girl: I was like No! IM going out with Tom and she was like NO I AM and so I was like nu uh I am and she was like no way I am and I was like-
Guy: Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth
Girl: What?-urghlughg!

by Jake Broholm April 5, 2010

oh my god i microwaved the baby

WHat you say when you've done something stupid. This expression catches peoples attention and should not be used in a professional environment. In the right scenario, it can illict laughter. Also used when you've forgotten something important.

For extra effect say: oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby

Dave: Hey Jim, did you remember everthing?

Jim: Umm, i think so- OH MY GOD I MICROWAVED THE BABY!

Shawn: I think thats everything... i packed clothes, locked the door, gave a key to the neighbors...

Brenda: Are you forgetting something

Shawn: *PAUSES* OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MICROWAVE THE BABY!

by theguitaristwiththeskills March 8, 2010

I like hot sauce on my chicken

"Hotsauce", meaning semen, and "chicken" as in womens breasts. So it's a lesser dirty way of saying I like jizz on a girls tits.

I always tell girls I sleep with " I like hot sauce on my chicken".

by Bangerang slang November 11, 2018

rock out with my cock out

to not care what others think of a situation.

"dude, that asshole in the other cars flipping you off! Fucking crash him!" " Nah, ill just rock out with my cock out"

by ethan bernard May 14, 2008

drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles

I fucked your mom and blew my load all over her tits.

You Velma, I just drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles!

by Prof. Stinkbottom October 27, 2004