by kaylelikesmen May 27, 2022
Get the Cumaid-manmug. A person who gets a rising trouser snake when someone pours granulated sugar on a picture of the album cover for "Certified Lover Boy" by Drake the Rapper.
I was having a nice day until the Cringe Duck Man took my image perms in General.
Bruh, can you believe this guy? He is such a Cringe Duck Man.
Bruh, can you believe this guy? He is such a Cringe Duck Man.
by Untheoreticaly September 19, 2021
Get the Cringe Duck Manmug. 
A stereotypical internet activist who obsessively constructs and attacks straw man arguments, often with a hyper-focused, almost autistic zeal. This keyboard warrior misrepresents opponents’ views to dunk on them, fueled by a mix of self-righteous fury and an inability to grasp nuance.
"Did you see that thread? Strautism Man was out here claiming everyone who likes pizza secretly hates freedom."
by LeftTitGout April 15, 2025
Get the Strautism Manmug. It is used to negatively describe a man who is always assertive with women, and it's used as an "entryway's carpet" by them (women metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.
Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
by sudbab December 13, 2021
Get the Carpet Manmug. Any peroson with a nose extending outwards of 4' from the face, and it must envelope most of the face
by rob September 25, 2003
Get the Resco Manmug. I'd love to go on vacation with Steve but he's such a chicken tender man. I just know he's never gonna want to try anything new.
by kendoman96 May 21, 2024
Get the Chicken tender manmug.