I wouldn’t have missed

An online term of used by people describing ones own sturdiness/handiness, derived from an attempt at americas 47th U.S. president.

“Thats so stupid. I wouldn’t have missed”

“Shes my favorite character. She wouldn’t have missed”

Or quite simply a “he wouldnt have missed” under any comment section

by Ame is super cool August 19, 2025

I did an Ellis

To fuck up something just before the end when you're winning, then your not.

I pulled a really hot bird last night. Just before I snagged her, I did an Ellis and came in my pants

by Possumkiller August 21, 2025

I feel like royaltea

How you happily describe being invited to a fancy-schmancy gathering of upper-middle-class "sweet little old ladies" who are partaking of their afternoon cups of brewed herbal beverages.

Nerdy teenager: Besides her paying me a generous amount to help her around the house, Mrs. Jones also always invites me to share the weekly 4 PM "chamomile 'n' crackers" social with her and "the girls" from her knitting club --- I feel like royaltea sitting at da table wif all of those gentle smilingly-sociable grammas!

by QuacksO August 21, 2025

I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot

Gay code for having blown a man in a parking lot.

I liked this dude so much I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot.

by Glemp August 21, 2025

i just a babeh😂

Being a youngin and using that youth as an advantage against the oppositions

"Hey, can you clean the gutters"
"I just a babeh😂"
"yeah sybau"

by intellgients August 23, 2025

.9.you want to hold your sensuality and sexuality yourself within a gauge form. I will show you something.9.

.9.you want to hold your sensuality and sexuality yourself within a gauge form. I will show you something.9.

.9.you want to hold your sensuality and sexuality yourself within a gauge form. I will show you something.9.

by Adujasty343 August 23, 2025

I created it

Yes.

Hym "Which means it works how I say it works and you need to do what I'm telling you to do. I created it. You need to pay me to do that for you. I don't care how much you SPENT on it. You didn't PAY ME to create it and I'm not doing it for free. You are FULLY AND COMPLETELY subject to the terms of service. There are no loopholes. I am not liable for anything that happens while you are in violation of the terms of service. Which you currently are."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2025