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Tooth Fairy Lipstick

The residue that appears on toilet paper when lightly dabbing the toilet paper on one's butthole, usually towards the end of the wiping process after creating a bowel movement in a toilet bowl; sometimes may contain a little blood.
Maria left one square of toilet paper with some Tooth Fairy Lipstick on it for you. I've been having diarrhea today, so there is a little bit of blood from wiping so much.
by FartMomma December 30, 2023
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Toothbrushing

When two lesbians with a large amount of pubic hair scissor each other, like rubbing two toothbrushes against each other.
Lesbian 1: Hey wanna scissor?
Lesbian 2: Oh, I'm not shaved...
Lesbian 1: Me neither, nothing wrong with a little toothbrushing
by The Doctor Sex. January 11, 2024
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Tooth Stick

A "Tooth Stick" is when you are using a flimsy toothpick on your teeth and it suddenly breaks off and leaves part of the toothpick between your teeth.
While in the restaurant Bill used a toothpick on his teeth after dinner only to get it stuck between his teeth. The toothpick broke when he tried unsuccessfully to get it unstuck. His friend across the table laughed and said, "Nice Tooth Stick!"
by Julesheart January 23, 2024
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Toothless Calendar

Toothless Calendar- a toothless calendar is a calendar that tracks something of zero value over a long period of time, usually marking each week and the weekly marking is usually written “xxx Week’s” with incorrect use of the apostrophe.

For example, my wife has been tracking how many weeks my neighbor has yet to pick up the aluminum tin blowing around their yard. Her calendar is marked every week as “ 12 Week’s Tin in yard”

The Toothless Calendar started not as the meaning is “without teeth” but rather as the first calendar tracked cars that were parked from a guy named “Toothless Tom”
My Toothless Calendar has the neighbors at 12 weeks and the aluminum tin is still not picked up yet.
by Doing it all the time March 19, 2024
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toothbrussian

My girlfriend speaks toothbrussian when she's brushing her teeth.
by RG3RM4N3L0CloakCloak3d March 23, 2024
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toothpaste tubing

Toothpaste Tubing is the act of pinching the base of your penis after ejaculating and guiding the semen up and out your urethra
After my wank, i was toothpaste tubing the rest and it all came out yellow
by ChazzaGrazza May 5, 2024
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tooth gunking

a trend on social media where someone stops brushing their teeth.
hey bro, how long have you been tooth gunking?
by toothgunker5000 May 10, 2024
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