touch down

Simply getting your genitalia touched by a neewbie at school, or a goody too shoes.

1) "Dude I got great touch down yesterday!"
"Damn! Who from?"
"That new chick from Michigan, she's hard in the sack!!"
"Lucky bitch!"

2) "Ha-ha did you hear about the new girl?"
"Yeah I heard Peter got touch down wink wink nudge nudge."

by smartytumtum February 9, 2010

Touchin

To touch a member of the opposite sex in a lewd and often unwanted manner.
for example to grab a womans tits or arse as she walks past.

I'm a perv I love touchin

by Paul January 13, 2004

touche bag

A painfully obvious tourist, usually displaying an air of cultural ignorance and overall obliviousness. Signs may include but are not limited to: tourist-shop t-shirts, khaki shorts, sun visors, fanny packs, and tan lines.

- "Wow, look at that guy in the flowered shirt. Hasn't he taken enough pictures of that building yet? I'm tired of waiting in line!"

- "Me too. What a touche bag."

by shadybitches May 8, 2009

touched by the tar brush

Someone who has a predominately Caucasian face, with definite Asian ancestry.

Fuck you Bryce, you look like you were touched by the tar brush!

by Anonymouskittykitty227licklick April 4, 2017

touch n' bust

a chick with puss(vagina) so good it elicits premature ejaculation.

Damn, after seeing Frida I'll bet you that Salma Hayek is a touch n' bust!!!!!

by DGreen July 18, 2003

Touch my butt

What Nick Bridges likes men to do.

Hey man, you wanna TOUCH MY BUTT? Let's go out back.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Touch Me Not

A person, usually female, who puts off the "Do not approach me, you have no chance," vibe. She/He is not interested in dating or sex and prefers to remain friends with many people but not in super close touchy-feely relationships. They usually come off really bitchy and fierce, but it's just part of their natural personality traits.

"It's a shame she's a Touch Me Not, she's pretty hot.."
"Don't even get your hopes up, there is no way in Hell she'd even consider it"

by Foleaseahhtea August 20, 2008