The Injury Theory is a theory states that you should let your child or animal do something and get a injury so that way they will learn to not do that action again.
(Guy 1): I use the Injury Theory with my child to make them learn things
(Guy 2): i moniter my child closely
(Guy 2): i moniter my child closely
by SleepyKade April 05, 2021
When something that should make absolute sense ends up being the complete opposite with absolutely no logical explanation.
by Diamond 5 legend September 13, 2017
Individual personality in the closest mathematical phrase for its explanation due to forever changing behavior in part to the ability to ration w ones self is, E=mc² / 2. This is also in part to NOT being able to be in an exact spot at the same exact time bc of the infinite possibilities of here to there, so no matter how much any two are alike, the difference in space and time, will always produce a large enough difference that it will present itself at surface of its host.
JUSTIN B LEWIS: THEORY IN INDIVIDUALISM, The reason for the two twins not to like the same ice cream flavor is because #1 dropped his first vanilla cone and ants bit him after he tried picking it up and eating it. After that he never at vanilla again but #2 loves vanilla. I guess u could quote Justin B Lewis:Theory in individualism E= mc² / 2
by Irishinjun7 June 24, 2021
If somebody is more hungover than you, you don't seem to feel nearly as bad. Applies to other circumstances too, like if you are watching a scary movie and somebody is finding it scarier than you, you are naturally not as scared and can sometimes even enjoy the moment when your mate craps their pants! Universally applied to many situations. Has a good humorous outcome normally :)
The next day Jake was vomiting, while I felt like crap, on his fifth vomit I realized that I was in a far better place phycologically than Jake.
If somebody screws up more than u, u can apply the hangover theory too and fly under the radar :)
Watching a chick flick , and where possible u find a dude suffering more than u watching the movie, sit back relax and watch life's movie unfold....there is fun there :) Burcules
If somebody screws up more than u, u can apply the hangover theory too and fly under the radar :)
Watching a chick flick , and where possible u find a dude suffering more than u watching the movie, sit back relax and watch life's movie unfold....there is fun there :) Burcules
by Burcules January 23, 2015
The Gateway Artist Theory is the theory that the association or listening to of the less deleterious musical artist may lead to the listening of musical artists with a greater magnitude of lack of substance or quality. It is often attributed to the listening to of Kid Cudi,
Gateway Artist: An artist that encourages the common person to participate in drug usage and who leads to other artists that write lyrics about going harder and using harder drugs.
Gateway Artist: An artist that encourages the common person to participate in drug usage and who leads to other artists that write lyrics about going harder and using harder drugs.
Example of the Gateway Artist Theory:
- Person 1: Ayeee! Let's get faded and zone to some cudi.
- Person 2: fuck Dat. Taylor gang errday. I only smoke papers now and i gotta save my good weed so wiz can get at that good fan weed.
- Person 1: Ayeee! Let's get faded and zone to some cudi.
- Person 2: fuck Dat. Taylor gang errday. I only smoke papers now and i gotta save my good weed so wiz can get at that good fan weed.
by mertz man February 15, 2012
The probability of beating someone in a fight is equal to 0.5, ±(The difference in height between you and your opponent)*0.1, regardless of physical ability.
In layman's terms, if you are taller than someone, you can beat them in a fight. A fact known by all tall men, and a fact discredited by all short men.
In layman's terms, if you are taller than someone, you can beat them in a fight. A fact known by all tall men, and a fact discredited by all short men.
Well my 5'11" friend, since I am 6'3", I could definitely kick your ass... That's The Branard Theory for ya!
by omg_penguin July 31, 2013
When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.
No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!
by Djay_man July 07, 2021