Suicide Welt

The resulting effects of an astronomically non-lethal impact on an otherwise lethal body zone (head etc). The triviality of the "welt" juxtaposed with the carnal seriousness of suicide produces a cocktail of true apathy, ineffectiveness, and inability.

"Wow, did you see Rodney's suicide welts? What a total lazybones with no real followthrough."

by ca$h AF August 13, 2024

Suicide squeeze

Baseball term that is used when a runner is trying to steal home and the batter drops down a bunt to let the run score.

Coach: “Hey Ryan let’s get this winning run in with a good ‘ole suicide squeeze”.
Ryan: “Oh shit”

by Hard90sonly4 January 6, 2020

Suicide fever

when someone cant stop thinking about suicide, its all they think about

“im sorry I've been so down lately, i have suicide fever and im not doing so good….”

by valhagesyui November 18, 2022

Suicide Piss

When you latch on to your significant other against there will and urinate profusely on them.

“Derek suicide pissed on me last night. I was so mad....but it was kinda hot.

by Bigboner123 January 10, 2021

Suicidal empathy

When someone has so much empathy towards the wrong people that it ends up putting them in danger.

"We should let this group of terrorists into our country"

"Another moron with suicidal empathy"

by Sograt October 23, 2025

suicidals

Days when you have absolutely no plans and no one wants to do anything, so you just sit at home and think about what you're doing with your life.

Guy 1: "Hey Tommy, wanna hang out?"

Guy 2: "Naw homie, i'm going out with Joe."

Guy 1: "Getting real tired of these suicidals"

by krsmanovic May 3, 2016

Suicide

Something that I want to do

Aghh this mf makes me wanna commit suicide

by TicklerOfTheHolyBalls July 8, 2025