Skip to main content

the Johnson Paradox

The Johnson Paradox is a phenomenon where a group of people love and support an individual, despite that individual lying repeatedly and showing the utmost corruption and hypocrisy in their daily life.

The individual might also be completely in contempt of their supporters and morally destitute, but the supporters cannot see the individual for what they are and support them regardless.
Reasonable Person 1: "So he lied to everyone and was forced out of office by his own party, yet when he returned yesterday, he was met with thunderous applause?"
Reasonable Person 2: "It's the Johnson Paradox in effect."
by HypocrisySanctimony July 3, 2024
mugGet the the Johnson Paradoxmug.

Johnson middle school

A school where every one looks like a milk dud or a cracker vapes all in the bathroom weed emos :)
by Dean68421 November 4, 2021
mugGet the Johnson middle schoolmug.

Johnson

Johnson is a lion of the jungle
by Sam156 November 24, 2021
mugGet the Johnsonmug.

mikiah johnson

hse ‘23

amos: mikiah_jean
omg mikiah johnson is so cool i’m gonna follow her
by that’s what’s up April 24, 2021
mugGet the mikiah johnsonmug.

Billy Johnson

A billy Johnson is a sex move where your about to cum then you whip our dick around like a helicopter and jizz on her forehead
Yes bitch your about to get a billy Johnson
by Vjtbddh April 8, 2019
mugGet the Billy Johnsonmug.

Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson

Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson in Oppenheimer; from romantic comedies to First Lady. A star in any era.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing the First Lady in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
mugGet the Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnsonmug.

Johnson

Literally anything. Johnson can be used to replace any word you can think of. No matter the word, Johnson will be able to replace it in any context.
(Someone may have hit a homerun) “Dang Matty, that man just hit a Johnson.”
(Juul) “Yo pass the Johnson, I need a hit!”
by Johnson slayer January 23, 2020
mugGet the Johnsonmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email