Duck Bag

One who smuggles ducks in a bag for later use in their personal pleasures.

"We all know that guy is 100% a duck bag

by Gavin456b February 10, 2020

gllama duck

gllama duck rooster babychick standing chick

i put my pp in her butt (butt)
i know she a slut (slut)
She is hypnotized!!!!!!!!
its gllama duck

by dingusdong445 May 29, 2023

swiss duck

The act of inserting a feather duster in your maid's ass.

I hope my wife doesn't find out about the Swiss duck last night.

by Swiss duck April 20, 2018

duck dicking

/duc-dih-king/

Middle Minnesotian: from Incorrect Old English
1) To be screwed in a particularly circuitous fashion, usually with no legitimate purpose or reason. "I don't like being duck dicked around by defense counsel."
2) A corkscrew shaped weapon, usually easily defeated with reason and by mentally and physically superior beings (usually women). "His duck dick doesn't intimidate me."

Enough duck dicking around, let's get to the point.

by Duck D. Grey-Duck September 26, 2017

Duck Haters

A Duck Hater is somebody that doesn't like me or Ardenns ducks

Duck Haters = Gabos

by PAlfredP December 30, 2017

Ducking Bugging

When your anxiety presents as an imaginary, angry swarm of attacking bees. Often occurring when life becomes too much to bare and where typos in messenger are good enough for getting the point across.

Montey is ducking bugging because has not heard the results from his job interview that would permit him to quit his current job and leave early for his long overdue weekend away with his boys.

by Monteyblanc June 16, 2018

Duck stash

The mustache-like plaster of sticky feathers left on the upper lip of someone who has just blown a duck.

Person 1 "Dude, I hate when you eat soup for lunch!"

Person 2 "Why?"

Person 1 "Because it gets all caught up in your duck stash! You are so f**king fowl!"

by NoFanOfTodd January 14, 2011