eBay Dick

When a seller from ebay has an item listed for sale,and when you buy it,you won't get your item cause he doesn't actually have it and you won't get your money back.

damn i wanted to buy a really cool Steel Panther t shirt and the son of a bitch wont ship it or give me my money back,that fucking eBay dick.

by EvanXER June 14, 2010

cheesewheel dick

When someone's dick is less than 5 inches in length. But more than 3 inches in Width.

Sarah:You should have seen the guy I was with last night.
Jackie:Why?
Sarah:I couldn't fit him in my mouth. He had a cheesewheel dick

by Ryne Saltsman November 17, 2007

dick sponge

1.another word for a slut.
2.a female used only for sex.

She is such a dick sponge.
Shes Tims dick sponge.

by Matt Sch August 12, 2005

coral dick

a fisherman that has been at sea for to long and has not had sex has a coral dick

u got barnicals on ya dick ya "coral dick"

by johpe December 09, 2007

whale dick

a beefy penis

amanda, your being a whale dick right now.

by Amanda116 February 15, 2009

dick bronzed

To have anal sex.

I was with a great girl last night. Not only did I get a good blowjob, but I also got my dick bronzed

by buck neckid ALM October 19, 2010

Dick Dollar

A dollar bill used to measure ones dick, usually in the presence of a curious girl. (a dollar bill is 6 inches)

She wanted an accurate length so I pulled out a dollar and measured for her. Then later steve wanted to borrow a dollar, and hes an asshole, so I loaned him my dick dollar.

by JoshMarshall April 18, 2010