A hazard of sleeping curled up with one's partner after a bile inducing meal, most often eaten at an establishment referred to by the same term.
by Josheau the Bald June 2, 2021
Get the Greasy Spoonmug. 
Sneaky cover cuddle between consenting adults of same or opposite gender in the cosy confined space of a water closet aka bog or toilet
Bog Spooning generally occurs before or after major shag fest when one party is bent over the bog and taken from behind until the toilet cubicle is shaking at an alarming rate and the occupant next door starts yelling obscenities as they drop the toilet roll and escape under the gap.
by 1secretkeeper November 20, 2010
Get the Bog Spoonmug. When someone says something dumb or ask a dumb/obvious questions. they will most likely use the term slap the spoon.
by yeet boi!👀🎶 December 25, 2019
Get the Slap the spoonmug. British slang for J.D Wetherspoons. A ‘gastro-pub’ chain with almost 1000 locations up and down the United Kingdom,
Person 1: “Fancy a few?”
Person 2 “Aye go on then, wanna go to the Brunswick?”
Person 1: “Nah lets go Spoons, booze is much cheaper there”
Person 2 “Aye go on then, wanna go to the Brunswick?”
Person 1: “Nah lets go Spoons, booze is much cheaper there”
by Idontworkinspoons June 28, 2018
Get the Spoonsmug. by Macdnwljebfiu3bg August 30, 2019
Get the Spoonmug. Girl walks into the room and is hit on the knuckles by her friends who have all acquired spoons.
Not EVER to be confused with 'spooning'
youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y
Not EVER to be confused with 'spooning'
youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y
by spooningsally November 24, 2010
Get the Spoonmug.