speed o sound sonic

the hottest anime character to ever exist

person: i want to suck speed o sound sonic’s dick.

by thighsexe June 15, 2021

Speed racer fan

A person with little to no taste in film quality. Commonly believe it is the best film, but could not be more wrong.

I pushed a speed racer fan off a bridge…thank god!

by DJ4REEL July 31, 2022

Seefin'

Seeing if, looking to see if something is somewhere.

I'm seefin' if there's a biscuit in the cupboard.

by Smallyorkshirethingie September 3, 2022

midnight speed streaking

when a person goes out at midnight and goes streaking in a fast vehicle of some sort such as a bike, a rollerblades, a scooter, a skateboard or longboard, or a convertible

mark: hey do you want to go midnight speed streaking?
drew:sure, i love to feel a good breeze around my genitals

by alpha mouse April 27, 2011

Lyper Speed

Usually used in reference to a sprinting athlete at a track and field meet, describing them as running at a speed that ranges between "hyper speed" and "lightning speed", which is basically fast as shit.

Alyssa- "Okay so why is that guy wearing sunglasses when we're at an indoor track meet?"
Andrew- "No shit, that's Coach Dylan! That dude's got Lyper Speed."

Alyssa- "so you mean he's fast as shit?"
Andrew- "yeah, like really fast shit."

by Willywonker January 17, 2014

shutter speed

Shutter Speed: Adj. The amount of time it takes an anus to return to "closed" after use (often a result of age or rectal abuse or exploration.)

John's ass has a low shutter speed leading to frequent sharts.

by Fullbird1970 May 2, 2014

hillbilly speed bump

It is an armadillo, sometimes called hillbilly speed bumps due to the fact that they come out of nowhere and if you were to run over one, it sometimes causes a rocking effect that occurs going over a regular speed bump.

Passenger: ARMADILLIO!
Driver: NO, THATS A HILLBILLY SPEED BUMP!
(Passenger puts seatbelt on)

by ®OA©h January 21, 2017