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jersey shark

Bent over doggie style you place two fingers in the puss and one (thumb) in the tush
two fingers in the pink and one finger in the stink the jersey shark creeps in
by Dirty Jerzey December 14, 2013
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epaulette sharks

A species of long tailed carpet sharks
The are many species of epaulette sharks
by Foreverlovenme July 14, 2016
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Lightning Shark

A lightning shark is a situation where it's impossible to get what you are hoping for. There's nothing you can do about it. If a shark comes down from the sky fast as lightning while you're doing your thing, what can you do about it if it's headed your direction? Lightning sharks are a big part of life and we just have to deal with it.
That was a lightning shark
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.

It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it
by Temiz December 21, 2023
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lucy shark

Absolute waster who throws up everywhere
by Tomo Barry December 3, 2021
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Shark week

The time of the month when every girl gets really bad mood swings and continue to cry over absolutely nothing, the average female will have the ability to eat an unhealthy amount of food and not go up a few ibs
“Hey are you okay?” AM I OKAY????? NO IM NOT OKAY ITS SHARK WEEK!!!!!
by Xoxo..x.gossipgirl October 2, 2022
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Tiger Shark

it looks like a tiger, which makes it cool. it also will eat anything from tires to entire knight suits. they can get up to 20 to 25 feet long. when they get older their stripes disappear. these guys are some of the most aggressive sharks around. be careful around them as they can be found in shallow waters
"Yo the Tiger Shark is pretty cool."
"Yeah, but have you heard of a Great White?"
by gamermoment1 October 4, 2020
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Pp Shark

A male's whose Pp is so small he has to act like the king of the ocean to fill the space of smallness
Guy 1: That dude is a total Pp shark
Girl 1: I bet he has a small pp
by mr.girl5390 March 12, 2019
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