Before I Self Destruct

5th studio album by 50 Cent set to be released 9th February 2009. Features the single "Get Up".

"Before I Self Destruct, Motherfucka," - 50 Cent on exclusive "50 For President" track.

by iconmike2008 December 12, 2008

Self Absortion Rate (SAR)

Self Absorption Rate (SAR).
The specific level of selfishness that turns a person into an asshole.

A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."

X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."

by rperazag June 27, 2010

Self High Five

To Masturbate.

"Man, i didn't pull that hot chick, so i had to give myself the Self High Five last night"

by DiamondDallasPagefan September 13, 2009

Self-Cleaning Pocket Pussy

Aiden.

Aiden. Aiden is a self-cleaning pocket pussy.

by Asian Rady January 20, 2019

self-detonating google bomb

creating a google bomb to promote your own webpage. intentionally manipulation google page ranking to make your webpage be within the top search results.

steve lerner created a webpage french military victories which when searched for using googles im feeling lucky button. would display a spoof page suggesting search of french military defeats.

by bigposerhead February 08, 2005

Self hate sex

When you ask a guy to hurt you, bite you, cut you, pull your hair, tie you up and throttle you but he does it like a bitch so you keep saying you want the fucking pain harder with the hair he eventually gets so angry he shocked you till you pass out.

Self hate sex yummy hit the stop won't lie.

by mennäperille December 19, 2019

self-heating sleeping bag

The #1 why beans are so popular as a camping food...

...is that they create the self-heating sleeping bag at night!

by Jack Bozdog November 27, 2006