Self Bidet 

When someone with a penis aims said penis up towards their rectum to wash away any remaining poo.

I was out of toilet paper and had to use the old self bidet

Self Bidet by Segman farts March 4, 2023

Self-interest 

And when do THEY forgo THEIR self interest for ME, Jordan? That's what makes your entire worldview horseshit. It never goes the other way. It NEVER takes the form of YOU (or ANYONE for that matter) forgoing THEIR self-interest for ME.

Hym "And when does it work in the other direction? Who around me needs to forgo their own narrow self-interest? Noone? Then why should I be expected to? 'BeCaUsE yOu ShOuLd Be SeLflEsS! AgAiNsT yOuR wIlL eVeN!' You're NOT THAT Jordan. That's what makes you a charlatan. AND a liar. You don't actually ACT like you believe any of the things you say and all of your colleges have proven they DON'T actually belive any of the things you say. Your entire career has been dealing with poor victimized women and malevolent men and now YOU'RE THE SAVIOR! THE WHITE PROPHET COMETH! WOOO!" 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌👏👏👏

Self-interest by Hym Iam March 9, 2023

self defense rape 

Pretty self explanatory. It’s when in an act of self defense you rape the attacker to de-escalate the situation.

Someone tried to mug me in the alley near Tom’s sandwiches. I was forced to use self defense rape.

self defense rape by Saddam Huessein the second March 23, 2023

self defencer 

hunk buiskitmuch did nothing wrong

hunk is not a murderer they are a self defencer.

self defencer by hunk buiskuitmunch March 29, 2023

Self-Shotgun 

When you begin to exhale a lot of smoke that's still good, so halfway thru exhaling, you breathe it all back in again.

I just learned to self-shotgun. Nice, now Budd Dwyer that shit until your lungs soak it all up.

Self-Shotgun by TakoTulpa March 31, 2023

Self inflicted 

When a situation is brought on by ones self. Usually in a negative manner.

Mikes diabetes was self inflicted.

Self inflicted by MamaNasty April 3, 2023

Self-steem 

What you think other people think of you

"People who think that noobody likes them have low self-steem"

Self-steem by SolRacNauj April 9, 2023