Valid Simp

(Not exclusive to Males) A person who gives a lot of attention to the right person not for superficial reasons like looks but for everything so basically loving them unconditionally and loving them for who they are not because of physical attractiveness.

That guy is Valid Simp thats a good thing

by Human07 July 15, 2021

Backwards Simping

Being rude, disorderly, disrespectful to women in order to gain power or attention from women in the hopes that the "nice guys finish last" and "women like assholes" myth will apply to them.

He hates Simps that cater to women so he'll start backwards simping because women don't deserve nice.

by Dallas AP August 4, 2021

Cat Simp

Someone who really REALLY likes cats. Almost in an uncomfortable way.

Wow Breanna really loves cats huh?
Yeah she's a cat simp-

by sxgarmoon August 5, 2021

Hyper-simp

This is the highest form of simping. The men in this category babysit the children of women who they don’t even like anymore. Typically the women are ex gf or ex wife’s. The man is dominated by these women even after the relationship is over. Yet he still treats her as though she’s a queen.

Jayson still babysits his ex gf kid for free, he’s a hyper-simp.

by Kingsheriffdaddy August 7, 2021

Chocolate simp

Someone who simps just for a piece of chocholate

Oh dude look at him he's being a chocolate simp

by Bunkertard June 28, 2023

Simp-ly

Doing something in the action of a simp

Rola: ugh Sarra is so annoying.
Jannah: what did she do?
Rola: she spent all night simp-ly talking about her crush!
Jannah: the one she said she didn't like anymore??
Rola: that's the one.
Jannah: what a simp!

by Simp-lySarra February 11, 2023

itinerant simp

When traveling, someone who shows excessive sympathy & attention toward people they find beautiful.

My brother Jabbar, an itinerant simp, would not stop bowing at the feet of the pretty Taiwanese waitresses as we traveled throughout Taiwan for our 5th wedding anniversary.

by MorRight August 11, 2022