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Rusty gas pipe

When you're having sex with a girl and she starts her period so you put your penis in her anus instead.
She was on her period so I gave her the rusty gas pipe.
by Uncle rectum May 1, 2020
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Rusty gold

Ejaculate or cum that’s been stained with poop and pee
My cum oozing from her ass and falling into the yellow puddle on the floor blended into a ‘rusty gold’
by Luxicon August 19, 2020
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Rusty Sword

When your dick is covered in shit after fucking a butt.
Avast! Taste ye butt with me rusty sword!”
by Shea Verbush August 23, 2020
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rusty cob

A penis that has been in a dirty rectum.
I pulled my cock out of her asshole and I had a rusty cob. Yuk! What a mess.
by JoeyBomm October 29, 2020
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Rusty Ocarina

Similar to a Rusty Trumpet, but performed by a less skilled player. The act of blowing into a woman’s back door while reaching around and awkwardly fingering her lady bits.
Ethan thought himself a skilled virtuoso in the art of satisfying a woman, the Miles Davis of the Rusty Trumpet, but he was, alas, merely fumbling with a Rusty Ocarina.
by RobAnybody November 3, 2020
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Rusty Rat Penis

THE RUSTY RAT PENIS GOT DIPPED IN VINEGAR.
by RATCHEF November 5, 2020
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Rusty Mud Shovel

When a woman purposefully holds a bowel movement until her menstruation period. She then let's her boyfriend have vaginal sex, but quickly moves to anal (as to not lose any blood aka rust) and tries to dig a hole into her impacted feces.
Jerry Springer: My wife hasn't shit in almost a month, man.
Steve Wilkos: Well then she's almost due for rusty Mud shovel, huh?
by Flowerssmellgood October 15, 2020
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