Polish Booty call

Any phone calls placed after 2am to the opposite sex in order to engage in sexual activity, even though the caller never admits that is the real reason for the call.

Witek only calls me after the bar closes around 2am and threatens to hang up on me when I don't go over to his house. (Polish Booty Call)

by janedoe July 16, 2008

The Chodum Poll

LEGAND has it that the ancient Aztecs worshiped a fertility god only known as "Chodhum". They made a "Totum Poll" but instead they called it the Chodum Poll. NOW it is a Joke between two kids in Kentucky named Kyle and Micah. They were driving down the road on a (christian) school field trip when Kyle looked at Micah and told him to write in the fog on the van window "Chodum Poll" so he did it and he got away with it.

Live Reenactment:

Kyle: Dude, write Chodum poll.

Micah: Okay

(Micah writes)
*Both laugh and point*

by Kick ass action kung fu grippin bastard ass July 30, 2004

E Pills

E Pills Another Thing Like Extacy The Same Thing To Make You Extremly High /Horny As Ever Its A Drug Baby Extremly

Boy: Poped Mad E Pills Last Night And Was Tottaly Horny

Girl: What Are You Taking Baby
Boy:Take 4

Girl : What Are They
Boy Pills
Girl:Take 4 And There Extremly Horny Toghther

by SexiiIChickk123 January 10, 2011

Polish Butler

A small erection, covered in a tube sock, and masterbated.

I can't believe Slurb got a Polish Butler from Brittney!

by Alex March 15, 2005

polish navy

same as a mexican navy., another euphenism for turds in the toilet.

I sunk the polish navy after eating at Taco Bell.

by velvy June 7, 2007

ski poles

synonomous with circle jerk. (pretend that you are cross-country skiing, moving your arms up and down vigorously)

"the yankees suck. how about some ski pole action?"

by peter October 15, 2003

polish's grandma

a really hot grandma that you have fucked all day every day and she has the stain on her face

Man, I love fucking Polish's Grandma

by lolstain August 3, 2010