got the painters in 

a polite way of saying you have your period.

got the painters in by fert April 24, 2003

poon points 

Points that lead up to the acquisition of a girl's womanhood. The more poon points one has attained, the more likely they are to get laid.

Guy #1: Dude, you owe me, I got you like 30 poon points today with Ashley.

poon points by zander_r00lz March 4, 2009

mega pint 

The amount of wine Johnny Depp allegedly drank during one evening. (John Depp v. Amber Heard trial)

Lawyer Rottenborn: "You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine, correct?"
Johnny: "A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary."

mega pint by Depp fan April 25, 2022

painting the canvas

Blowing your load all over her a woman's torso

Painting the canvas is my favorite contraceptive

painting the canvas by thegreatretailcaper June 1, 2016

Pointer of the Obvious 

One whose sole job is to point out what should be obvious to people, but isn't. Sometimes considered a smart ass and yet is somehow almost always right.

The Pointer of the Obvious responded to my Urban Dictionary and made me look like an ass - what a jerk.

Pointer of the Obvious by Pointer of the Obvious August 24, 2008

points fingers 

The act of using one's fingers to refer to another person's mother after said person says something that can be turned into a "your mom" joke. Often used in mixed company and/or in public where one doesn't want to offend anyone within earshot.

1)
Person 1: "This is an awesome fish taco!"
Person 2: <points fingers>

2)
Person 1: Can you give me a ride?
Person 2: I gave <points fingers> a ride!

points fingers by thechowda December 27, 2009

Paint houses 

This term is used by American mafia members to describe the occupation of being a hitman.

A friend of ours is having a little trouble with a wannabe shylock from Philly. I spoke with Angelo, and he gave me permission to find someone who knows how to paint houses.

Paint houses by HisDudenessElDude November 28, 2019