Peanut Butter Rivalries

Peanut Butter Rivalries is when the most well know rivals, think they are opposites but are the same for the most part. They think they are peanut butter and jelly but they are just peanut butter and peanut butter.

Modern politics are a bunch of Peanut Butter Rivalries, two sides of the same coin, except it's a piece of bread with the same spread.

by Odd_James August 4, 2025

Peanut Butter and Scharmfen

A Peanut Butter and Scharmfen is a sandwich with peanut butter and cyanide with 15 grams of uranium

Hey! Do you want a Peanut Butter and Scharmfen?

by ChristmasMarcus7 August 27, 2025

Peanut

1. A socially awkward wall flower who joins an Aussie rules footy club and impedes on a silly Sunday wig out.

“You’re right, if it wasn’t for peanut I would be in another planet of doots”

Synonym- Retard

Example- Holy fuck how am I supposed to launch when peanut is also on the roof

by Cock and Cartilage September 16, 2025

Peanut Monkey

Someone who works for next to nothing and provides an extremely sub standard service

That guy is so cheap and his work is so crap, he's a goddam peanut monkey

by The Growling Salmon October 3, 2025

The Peanut Butter Game

Action: A sexual activity involving 1 or more persons and a fuck ton of peanut butter. It is a race to please themselves and/or each other using a combination of inner/outercourse and peanut butter. Peanut butter may be stuffed inside male/female urethras, vaginas, and assholes as well as smeared on the surroundings. After finishing, both must lick/eat out the peanut butter off where they finished for a tasty combination! The goal of the game is to be able to eat as much peanut butter/nut combo as possible, as well as peanut butter off of bodies/surroundings.

Person A: I really wanna let loose tonight with Lequesha.

Person B: Try The Peanut Butter Game

by gv_86 October 15, 2025

Peanut

A car given for free or bought for less than $500.

Most commonly used by the YouTube creator group CboysTV

We bought a peanut for $300

by Gardens Thor November 22, 2025

Rusty Peanut

A “rusty peanut” is crude internet-era slang for a small, shriveled, discolored testicle—usually the result of extreme neglect, poor hygiene, old age, or some unfortunate medical/sexual mishap. The “rusty” part comes from the imagined orange-brown flakes of smegma, dried blood, or general filth that build up when someone hasn’t washed properly in weeks (or longer). “Peanut” emphasizes that it’s tiny, wrinkled, and pathetic-looking.

“After three months backpacking with no shower, dude pulled down his pants and revealed a pair of rusty peanuts so grimy they looked like they’d been marinated in ball-sweat and regret.”

by TullyisTully December 4, 2025