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penutia

(peh-noo-she-uh): 1)A condition characterized by a small, bent, scarred, or otherwise malformed penis. 2)A man who has no earthly idea of how to go about pleasing another human being sexually besides himself, and may not seem to care.
1)During their lunch, Bettina told Helga that her dish of linguini reminded her of Selby's penutia. 2)Gregor's status as the local penutia had him hard-up for dates.
by four_stave_score March 7, 2004
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Boiled Peanuts

When you are in the sun and your "peanuts" start to sweat so hard they salt up and become a shriveled mess sort of like your face.
"Bro i'm making some boiled peanuts it's so hot."
by Ulikesome Goodluvin June 4, 2014
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say peanuts without the t

Chad: “Say peanuts without the T.”
Virgin: “Oh that’s easy! Peanus! OH WAIT OH FUCK.”
by LongJohnJohn September 21, 2020
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ass peanuts

Bite-sized turds. Great as party snacks for the unsuspecting.
I left a bunch of ass peanuts on the floor that I got from my grandma.
by Dan Devine October 17, 2004
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Peanus Butter

Spelled similar to "peanut butter", peanus butter is when you take peanut butter and spread it on some bread with your penis. Peanus Butter can be used as a noun (peanus butter) and a verb (peanus buttering). A peanus butter sandwich is when you keep your penis on top of the bread after spreading peanut butter and then put another piece of bread on top to create a sandwich with your penis in the center. This form of "art" is erotic and can be a variation of eating a dick.
That peanus butter sandwich is so tasty. The hairy skin tastes so good.
by ༼ つ ͡◕ Ѿ ͡◕ ༽つ February 6, 2015
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peanutfish

Krix the king of all peanutfish, known by all and must be worshipped by all.
You are such a PeAnUtFiSh
by KrazyKrix June 8, 2021
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peanuttiest

An open-faced sandwich often served as breakfast. Peanut butter is spread on a slice of bread and a layer of marshmallows is placed in the peanut butter. The sandwich is toasted (most commonly in a toaster oven, but the broil setting in a standard oven can be used).
When I was a kid, my mom made me a peanuttiest for breakfast almost every morning.
by Cyttocs February 10, 2007
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