panda pearl

a black and white rock that comes from a panda clam when infected.

She had a panda pearl in her snatch.

by PandaSandTheAsian December 5, 2007

bush panic

1) The feeling of panic that rushes over you the moment you take off your partner's underwear only to reveal what resembles thick tropical underbrush. 2) Not knowing how you are going to get out of going down on a girl with an extremely unkempt pubic region.

"Joe had a moment of bush panic after he realized the girl he is about to go down on has pubic hair so thick it will take a map to find the sweet spot."

by JoeLeo911 November 9, 2013

Thot pants

The silky pants with a big opening at the bottom , usually with patters that girls who want to show of their big butts wear . (Typically during summer )

It’s summer so now girls will start to wear thot pants to show off their butts again

by favgirl673 February 20, 2018

Pantyhose Footjob

Heaven.

She gave me a pantyhose footjob. Slowly stroking the head of my cock with her pantyhosed feet until I climaxed unto her toes.

by crapmachine December 17, 2008

paneranoia

A reluctance to take advantage of Panera's free wi-fi because you'll inevitably see somebody you know there, thus hindering your ability to get any work done.

I should've paid attention to my paneranoia. The minute I opened my laptop my brother-in-law and his stupid kids walked in.

by Jason Jack Miller February 5, 2009

You Ain't Got No Pancake Mix

Absurd, stream-of-consciousness phrase used by Zach Galifianakis in a stand-up routine in Luna Park, West Hollywood, California in January 1999. The term has come to be a broader vehicle for closing an argument or putting a speaker off balance. This use can be viewed on YouTube by searching for "Zach Galifanakis Luna Park 1999". The line occurs about about 5:31 into the routine.

From Zach Glifianakis' 1999 Luna Park, West Hollywood comedy routine:

"Why do I sit around Indian-style on my hardwood floor, yelling out to myself, 'You ain't got no pancake mix!'?"

by MrFrankBlack November 2, 2011

Pannell

The last name of a person who is a dinosaur by day, and a ninja by night.

Liza Pannell growled at me yesterday afternoon.
Then, when the clock struck midnight, she karate-chopped me.
It was epic, man.

by Christofero Columbo October 23, 2009