lil john

Ugly, profane, remarkably untalented rapper. Those who listen to music by the aforementioned "artist." aer usually drunk, stupid, or legally retarded. Hip hop has taken a major blow since the appearence of lil john and others such as the ying yang twins. "Rappers" such as these are tearing down the industry that real artists like Dr. Dre worked so diligently to establish. If you like actual music I suggest listening to Dr. Dre, some of Snoop Dogg's older work, and other artists that don't repeat the same butchered, poorly enunciated sentence for 90 seconds straight. lil john is prooves that just because you have sex, smoke, and drink doesnt mean your a good rapper. What happened to rhymes?

Beat tha pussy up, beat the pussy up. Beat tha pussy up, beat the pussy up. Beat tha pussy up, beat the pussy up. Beat tha pussy up, beat the pussy up. Beat tha pussy up, beat the pussy up. Beat tha pussy up, beat the pussy up. Beat tha pussy up, beat the pussy up. Beat tha pussy up, beat the pussy up. Beat tha pussy up, beat the pussy up. Beat tha pussy up, beat the pussy up. Beat tha pussy up, beat the pussy up...

by Martin Font August 25, 2005

john jack

last minite cancellation

"hey we still up for tonight?"
"nah sorry i cant anymore"
"you john jack'd me!"

by hannahbanana123 January 8, 2009

John Cock

John Cock is what you get if you kiss a prostitute.

After kissing the hooker I could taste John Cock.

by sqitso March 31, 2008

A popa John

When a steaming hot pizza is forcefully placed in an unsuspecting victim's pants.

Using Pizza with the intention of scorching genitals.

Josh pissed me off so i took my pizza and poppa john'ed him

by Nick April 12, 2006

John Howard

Very bad leader of Australia, that likes lying and cheating the poor.
Lies to win elections.
Kisses G.W.Bush's Ass.
Need i say more?

Rove doing his John Howard jokes again. (in a john howard voice)

by Blah` September 25, 2005

John Lennon

coolest man to ever live. wrote some of the best songs in musical history. most influential man in music. sexier than Paul. if i truly believed in god than i would say he is god. member of the Beatles , bigger than Jesus.

am i the only John Lennon/ Beatles fan who actually likes and respects Yoko Ono as an artist? (i'm still not quite sure that i like her singing)

by Lady Madonna August 26, 2005

John's Revenge

John's Revenge is a mass site that exploits his ex girlfriend, Julie. To see the explicit videos, one must send the link to others, creating a mass chain of embarrassment for Julie. It's highly recommended that you avoid this website.

John's Revenge.

by Super Man That October 18, 2008