by Flickering State September 30, 2016
Get the Goffle Offmug. A point where a man has masturbated so many times at once that the skin on his penis becomes sore and red. (three times a day is the recommended max.)
Tony: Dude, after my girlfriend dumped me I began to masturbate alot. So often that I began to chafe-off.
Chris: lotion usually helps that. Try is next time you do it.
Chris: lotion usually helps that. Try is next time you do it.
by Gym Shorts January 25, 2011
Get the Chafe-offmug. something that is not seen, it has nothing to do with a particular location, off-site deals with location.
by italianczech September 7, 2009
Get the off-sightmug. When you yank off its not as hard as a jerk but it isn't as soft as a wank. Yanking is when you take 2 fingers from each hand and firmly grip them around your cock. Then move your fingers in opposite directions. Congratulations you have successfully yanked off!
Kogut: "Dave have you ever tried to yank off before?"
Dave: "Yes sir. That's shits lush as fuck bro!"
Kogut: "Hell yeah it is. Only takes me 10seconds to cum with that grip!"
Dave: "Yes sir. That's shits lush as fuck bro!"
Kogut: "Hell yeah it is. Only takes me 10seconds to cum with that grip!"
by Fresh As Fuck October 6, 2016
Get the Yank offmug. The term used when you and one of your pals are vaping and want to determine which of you are better at it.
by lillambo June 24, 2019
Get the Ghost offmug. When you are really mad at someone and want to tell them to go away but you cant swear but want to sound like you are still a cool dude
by A donkey 🤪 March 12, 2021
Get the trigonometry offmug. Spending a lot of time answering emails or message board posts in a long winded and repetitive manner, often at the expense of useful activity. Similar to jacking off, but less pleasurable.
We missed half a day of work because my ride was up til 3 AM last night finching off on the computer in the motel lobby again.
by metaverse December 10, 2010
Get the finching offmug.