off the groceries

being so fucked up on drugs you no longer require the need to eat food

"I saw Jordan smoking meth again."

"Oh shit blood, he must be off the groceries again."

by blowjobs March 6, 2018

Crock Off

When used alone, crock is often used as a synonym for "lie" or "bullshit". But when paired with "off" the phrase can be used interchangeably with "fuck off". Because the phrase is relatively uncommon, it is a great way to tell your opponent off while also confusing the hell out of them and making them forget what they were talking about in the first place.

Ignorant peasant: "Hey guy, you got fake timbs boy!"
You: "Crock off!"
Ignorant peasant: "Huh?"

by Cr0ck 0ff February 13, 2017

Off the Flip

Right away or from the start

I knew she liked me off the flip

I bought those shoes off the flip

by Kpr1 September 12, 2016

wise off

When you act like a smart ass, give attitude, Act as if your are better then everyone around, or to brag.

Do not wise off mother or you'll be in loads of trouble.

by Natsu's_Bae_foreva January 29, 2018

dong off

A dong off is a challenge between two or more men slapping each other in the face with their penises.

"Yo, wanna have a dong off?"

by TheDawgMann February 4, 2017

off ramping

When someone changes the topic quickly or when someone goes off topic

“Did you hear about her new car?”
-“omg dogs are so cute!”
“Why are you off ramping dude?!”

by Where’s the lamb sauce?! July 13, 2020

Off Book

When you have memorized all of your lines.

Girl 1: Are you off book yet?
Girl 2: No.

by theatreslang July 16, 2020