penis game

Usually, this game consists of a group of boys in a large public place, and they will yell the word penis at different volumes, he who says it the loudest wins.
mike: penis(whisper)
tom:PENIS(yell)
kevin:PENISSSSSS(scream)

kevin wins the penis game.
by Jackieann April 05, 2006
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Penis Eyes

The distinctive vacuous look on a gay man's face when they are desparately looking for the next fuck. Usually the eyes are wide opened and the lips slightly pouted. You can see from a mile that they can't wait to have a big cock up their arses, or in their mouths. In severe cases, the subject will develop a slight tremor or hiccups when a potential target appears.
Daffid said to his best friend Ross. "If you continue to look for slutty boyz to fuck, you'll end up having an empty life with penis eyes on your puss."

Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men here have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!"
by Lulu Thompson November 14, 2007
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Smile Penis

The penis inside of your penis that you use to have sexual intercourse with insects.
by Dymyntyd August 16, 2008
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italian Penis

Gina: So how'd it go last night...
Maria: Great! He was italian, so you know he had an "italian penis".
Gina: They are definitely the kings of penis.
Maria: Yep.
by an irish guy September 13, 2004
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Penis duel

A duel between two men in which both participants attack each other with their erect penises in jabbing or swiping motions. style points are awarded for maneuvers such as swiping your opponent off their feet or ejaculating on his face.
I demand satisfaction! I challenge you to a penis duel!
by InoxFY January 03, 2010
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penis pinch

The professional maneuver of crouching into a threatening crab-like stance, clasping the fingers and thumb into a crab-like claw, yelling the phrase "penis pinch", and quickly approaching the crotch of an unsuspecting victim.
Jeremiah: Penis pinch!
...
Farquois: Ow!!
by tox0tes July 11, 2008
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Ian penis

"Fuck you shoulda heard the chick screaming last night i think he has an Ian penis".
by Rex Banger December 17, 2007
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