Penis Eyes

The distinctive vacuous look on a gay man's face when they are desparately looking for the next fuck. Usually the eyes are wide opened and the lips slightly pouted. You can see from a mile that they can't wait to have a big cock up their arses, or in their mouths. In severe cases, the subject will develop a slight tremor or hiccups when a potential target appears.

Daffid said to his best friend Ross. "If you continue to look for slutty boyz to fuck, you'll end up having an empty life with penis eyes on your puss."

Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men here have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!"

by Lulu Thompson January 5, 2009

Smile Penis

The penis inside of your penis that you use to have sexual intercourse with insects.

My smile penis is very small.

by Dymyntyd October 9, 2008

italian Penis

definitely the king of all penises

Gina: So how'd it go last night...
Maria: Great! He was italian, so you know he had an "italian penis".
Gina: They are definitely the kings of penis.
Maria: Yep.

by an irish guy September 13, 2004

Penis duel

A duel between two men in which both participants attack each other with their erect penises in jabbing or swiping motions. style points are awarded for maneuvers such as swiping your opponent off their feet or ejaculating on his face.

I demand satisfaction! I challenge you to a penis duel!

by InoxFY January 3, 2010

penis pinch

The professional maneuver of crouching into a threatening crab-like stance, clasping the fingers and thumb into a crab-like claw, yelling the phrase "penis pinch", and quickly approaching the crotch of an unsuspecting victim.

Jeremiah: Penis pinch!
...
Farquois: Ow!!

by tox0tes August 3, 2008

Ian penis

A very large penis, humongous if you will.

"Fuck you shoulda heard the chick screaming last night i think he has an Ian penis".

by Rex Banger January 6, 2008

Nigga Penis

A large body part located on African male specimens, usually connecting with the pelvis, it is something that your mom loves to suck on every day, the penis produces sperm, another thing your mom likes in her mouth.

Clarissa's mom: "Hey Clarissa, I just gave this African guy head, I swallowed. He had a nigga penis."

Clarissa: "Mom, I'm only six."

by Bruh6699 June 10, 2019