Noodle Gazing 

Ladies do this when on the prowl, scoping out potential male suitors, one night stands, and/or men to buy them drinks.

"Hello!? Amanda! Stop noodle gazing and take that shot!"
"Girl, you are noodle gazing hard core!"
"Did you score after all that noodle gazing you did last night?!"

Noodle Gazing by UpStateBronx December 15, 2008

Noodle 

The act of having a noodle connecting you and someone elses brain

Person 1: Dude, I wanna watch tv.
Person 2: ME TOO!
Person 1: maaaan, we've got a noodle.

Noodle by bitchazzs August 20, 2009

noodle 

the head, especially in the context of thinking

Something was off in her noodle.

noodle by The Return of Light Joker May 18, 2010

Noodle pool 

A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.

I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.

Noodle pool by Liza M. June 9, 2010

Noodles 

What you say when your girlfriend's mom checks her messages and you don't want her to know you want nudes from the chick.

" Go into the bathroom and cook up some noodles!"

" I want some hot, spicy noodles."

Noodles by That1Perrsonn August 29, 2010

Noodle 

A straight male who carries himself in a bitch manner.

Oh you talk to that kid?! He's such a noodle.

Noodle by hgbld23 October 10, 2010

Noobiephobia 

Doing horrible when first starting a Game after atleast 24 hours of no gaming/ playing another.

Noobiephobia is like when you play Call of Duty; Black Ops, take a brake, then replay it, you will stink for at least 1 game.

Noobiephobia by Indy_Flyer-Medivic December 27, 2010