Willy Wash

The mightiest of all blowjobs.
When you deepthroat a cock in its entirety.

Dude: "Can you give me a willy wash"
Girl: "ok"

by pythonbytes August 10, 2022

meat wash

a unisex term referring to oral favors of any type.

"That $96.00 appetizer is certainly worth a meat wash!"
OR
"So how was your date with that new girl last night?"
"Oh it was great, she allowed me to give her a meat wash!"

by meatspert February 3, 2010

wash the mixer

Typically a term used on building sites when it's time to start cleaning up for the day.

I need to get out of here, so starting to wash the mixer.

by nolovinmcgovern February 24, 2017

pissure wash

Forcefully expelling urine to remove fecal matter from a toilet bowl left there by a previous depositor.

Dude 1: Wth, bruh! You left boo boo smears in my toilet

Dude 2; man, finish off that 40oz and go pissure wash that b@#%h

by Unklo June 29, 2016

Wash both hands

When having a FFM threesome, and the guy gives both girls simultaneous hand jobs to make them squirt at the same time.

Last night was amazing! We had a threeway and I got to wash both hands at the same time!

by LLrubberduckie May 12, 2025

Indian Hand Wash

Use a water bottle and your hands to wash your asshole after shitting. Let dry.

Why are your hands smelly, did you indian hand wash?

by trolln1gg4 July 18, 2025

uphill dish washing

A difficult task to perform. A task that requires a great deal of effort to complete, reaching near impossibility.

I want to convince my brother to switch back to PC, but his old XP box froze all the time. His iMac has never had any problems. Convincing him would be a real uphill dish washing.

by oldmanoreily April 10, 2010