Surf n' Turd

Reverse blumpkin; when a female is droppin' a deuce while a guy simultaneously tongue punches her meat curtains

My girl was horny but she had to take a shit so we opted for the surf n' turd.

by Wolfpack, Inc. August 28, 2016

wake n mape

Right after someone wakes up then right away heads to their computer to play Maplestory or any other mmo before going to school.

Person 1: "Hey person to what did you do before you went to school?"
Person 2: "I waked n maped"
Person 1: "Nice I wished I did that to lv up my Dark Knight, whats your Bishop's lv now"
Person 2: "lv 199"
Person 1: "Nice I'm close to lv 200 we gotta play Horntail sometime"
Person 2: "Alright tomorrow lets wake n mape together"
Person 1: "It's a plan"

by Tommyboy533 December 9, 2010

Beef n’ Chedder

A dude with a big penis and lots of money.

She likes the Beef n’ Chedder types braaaaaaahhhh. No need to try with your bank account and small appendage.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Dip n dip

Dip your dick in her vaginal area then leave

It's all good g I'll just dip n dip

by Ben.kingie March 16, 2017

Sit N' Surf

The act of surfing the web while using the toilet usually done with a laptop almost never a desktop computer.

(Guy1 holding a laptop walks up to Guy2)
Guy1: I was on the toilet reading your article and-
Guy2: On the toilet?
Guy1: ...Yes I Sit N' Surf

by Tuver4 July 13, 2011

Switch ‘n smash

When you and your homie are dating sisters and without telling them you switch places and have sex with the other sibling.

-Hey maxime, you down for a switch ‘n smash this weekend?
-Sure! :)

by Tettroc January 5, 2021

The Pork N' Eagle

The act of the male entering the woman from behind, while at the same time pulling her arms backward toward the male. The male will simultaneously have the woman's ankles in the cradle of his elbows. This is designed for maximum penetration for the male, and a slight degree of discomfort for the female.

I came home and threw the wife down on the floor, and I gave her the Pork N' Eagle.

by randatola January 11, 2008