Mountain hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.

"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."

by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025

Mountain Dew

When you piss in someone's mouth and they swallow it. (The piss must be very yellow).

Oh yeah (name) mountain dew'd my mouth last night

by Milford:) June 4, 2021

Rocky Mountain Motherfucker

A type of drink with 1/2 Southern Comfort, 1/2 Amaretto, 2 splashes of cranberry juice.

Hey bartender, can I get a Rocky Mountain Motherfucker?

by PulpFictionFan94 August 9, 2018

Mountain Men

The worst qualities of a mountain man are often associated with granola boyfriends. However, mountain men bring it to another level (get it bc mountains are high). They wear classic red flannel, cargo pants and combat boots. Their natural habitats are huts, ditches or even igloos. Favorite activities include hunting (w/o permits) and fishing because they really like their meat ;). Physical appearances often includes a man bun and long merlin beards. Also mistaken for lumberjacks. They're ready to drink whisky at anytime of the day with their best friend Balto (hunting dog b/c people such) by their side.

"mountain men ain't shit"

by lambrogreeniii//#ferrari May 19, 2020

Rocky Mountain Alcatraz

A ten acre “Ranchette” situated on a windswept rock outcropping,
where there is nothing to do but look out the window or at the other “inmates”
while waiting for the weekly “supply shuttle” from town.

They sold the house in Seattle
and bought a "Rocky Mountain Alcatraz" in Montana.

by MTripod February 19, 2008

Snowy mountains

Sniffing cocain off a females titts.

My girl let's me do snowy mountains off of her titts.

by El que la caca te saca July 30, 2016

Green Mountain Swamp Hunt

While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting

Man, I took the ol' lady on a Green Mountain Swamp Hunt yesterday. Ethan Allen would be so proud

by Endlessecho May 17, 2021