The gnostic mind virus is belief in the general idea that man is god.
Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"
It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes
Refer to Romans 1:22-25
Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"
It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes
Refer to Romans 1:22-25
Lad 1: Me mate started meditating and now he keeps talking about "consciousness"
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus
by p0o0ooo0 January 31, 2025
Get the Gnostic mind virusmug. 
by Wasted. October 18, 2008
Get the Mind Timemug. "bro i swear you have the most scrumptious hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies"
"no u"
"no u"
by mommymilkerman December 10, 2022
Get the hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkiesmug. When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023
Get the Neumann Mind-Fuckmug. When two or more individuals thoughts are connected subliminally. Usually enhanced by hallucinogens.
Quis: (tripping out on acid)
Quis: (see's traintracks floating in sky)
Diggs: Train Tracks!
Quis: The fuck, I was just thinking about train tracks.
Diggs: Mind Connect Gang....
Quis: (mind blown)
Quis: (see's traintracks floating in sky)
Diggs: Train Tracks!
Quis: The fuck, I was just thinking about train tracks.
Diggs: Mind Connect Gang....
Quis: (mind blown)
by chicochapa July 30, 2021
Get the Mind Connect Gangmug. a phrase brought into this world by Ave (not Ben) that is similar to brain fart, just more exciting.
It usually takes place during a brain malfunctioning and or pause/erosion of a thought process which can cause random replacement thoughts.
It usually takes place during a brain malfunctioning and or pause/erosion of a thought process which can cause random replacement thoughts.
Ave: "VSHVZB boobs HUHHHH"
Ave: "..."
Sky: "What are you saying"
Ave: "My bad, that was a mind orgasm"
Sky: "You have way too many of those. Also, that phrase is so smart and definitely created by you and not Ben. So amazing!!"
Ave: "..."
Sky: "What are you saying"
Ave: "My bad, that was a mind orgasm"
Sky: "You have way too many of those. Also, that phrase is so smart and definitely created by you and not Ben. So amazing!!"
by aveous July 7, 2022
Get the Mind orgasmmug.