Mind rape

The intrusion of the mind by a well-trained mind rapist. His mind is so advanced he can creep into your mind unnoticed and you can't stop it because it's too late when it's noticeable.
Person A: Please teach me your ways of the mind rape.

Person B: Are you ready to learn the ways and give up so much
Person A: Yes master I must mind rape Jenny from math and learn her secrets.
by Goochterminator26 November 12, 2015
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Make your mind up

First song by Canadian rapper NAV
by Ethans Fetish February 25, 2021
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numb minding

Act of watching/doing something that is particularly easy and requires very little brain power. ie: social media
by Grimydefwords February 24, 2017
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TikTok Mind Fuck

TikTok’s secret algorithm designed to mess with your head. You can go from feeling happy, sad, horny, or gayish.
Manny ran to the bathroom with the Jergens again. He got to stop checking out that chick Amy on TikTok. He got the TikTok mind fuck. Yo Manny, put that phone down man!
by Annoy the Pinoy Boy October 13, 2022
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mind cruise

Hey quit takin a mind cruise and let's get going!
by missy23 March 29, 2010
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mindfulness

When a woman momentarily possesses the mental state of a man (i.e. pays attention and thinks rationally). This is apparently a novel state for most First World women, nearly akin to achieving orgasm.
In a moment of mindfulness, I put down my Danielle Steele novel and felt a wave of despair and suicidal thoughts, suddenly seeing my life for the pointlessly hollow shell of consumerism that it is. Then I downed a mimosa and admired my nails until the clarity passed.
by Bachelor boB July 12, 2021
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Mind-shaft

When a fellow chap thinks with his male genital organ rather than his head
"Look at you John, she took half of your equitable estate, your kinds, and all she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z! Really naive; you should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours."
by John-0-notelb January 31, 2016
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