Meat Glove 

A meat glove is a vulgar euphemism for a vagina. With penis often being called such things as meat, sausage, salami, the vagina is then the glove in which to catch said meat stick.

Steven: So this new girl I've been seeing, man her meat glove is so tight. It's the perfect fit!

Meat Glove by Magarito September 27, 2017

meat bunkering 

When a circumsimed male and a uncirumsized male touch penis' The uncircumcised male folds his foreskin over circumcised males helmet.

Josh woke up in the morning and realised he had a big night of meat bunkering

meat bunkering by Cump October 19, 2017

meat loaf 

(Adj) Used to describe an object or event that is particularly impressive or astounding.

Burt: Dude, did you check out my wiked ass scars?

Carl: Yeah man they were pretty meat loaf.

meat loaf by Bennihanna November 11, 2006

Meat Head 

A guy with a swollen head, or a the common jock. Also a man with no neck. The face, and chest meld together like chopmeat, there fore he is a meat head. Also a guy who works out to much, and has a disgustingly thick neck.

Kev is such a meat head.

Meat Head by Virgin Of Luck June 26, 2006

meat gazer 

One who stares at a male's genitals.

Its origin may have come from the Cayman Islands from the legendary Richard Le Noir.

"Quitt" looking at my cock, you meat gazer

meat gazer by Doolie May 5, 2004

Meat Curtains

The meat curtain is often found with fur, hair or stubble - on rare occassions the nude silky smooth meat curtain can be found. The silky smooth meat curtain is more common in Brazil. Like all meat it should be cleaned before eating and best served tender moist and hot.

From a 70's Aussie Film Classic - set in Alice Springs - In the throws of passion Madge cries out 'part my meat curtains Gavin'

Meat Curtains by CJRed October 14, 2004

meat section 

A phallus.

Flemwhore’s aren’t afraid of the meat section.

meat section by milfhunter37 April 2, 2003