Engineer Johnny

When something engineered is so stupid, it doesn't make sense

Only Engineer Johnny could make something So stupid

by bsk$$$ December 2, 2020

Johnny wants the jet

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.

Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"

by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022

Johnny Pizza

A fortnite skin from 2019 known for having a larger ass than all other male skins

I just got the Johnny Pizza skin, it's got me drooling in every match

by hamburger man 146y710235701245 June 8, 2023

Johnny

A Grown Man who Grinds 24/7/365 for success. He is the Rizz man, Rich, Perfect Body Built, More Sociable then any Celebrity/person on earth, but also a silent calm person. He masters any skill, He’s gentle hearted to nature & Homeless People by giving them cash. He gets A+ grades in all courses in his education Engineering.

Johnny is Different, Every female love talking to him, they can talk to him all day long & on.

by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023

Johnnies

An irish slang word for condoms

Person 1: "You using Johnnies, are ya?"
Person 2: "Ay,"

by Smol_Baain August 23, 2022

Johnny Walker Candle

An extreme form of tealight. Pour a shot of Johnny Walker Black Label (or whiskey of your choosing) into a small plastic disposable cup. Set alight to the rim of the cup. The plastic will burn until it sets fire to the whiskey, at which point a blue flame will appear and burn for approximately one hour. Be careful with fire, kids. This is also not very good for the environment or your personal economy. Plastic should be recycled not burned, and Johnny Walker should be drunk and not burned. It is very beautiful, on the other hand.

Man, we made some Johnny Walker Candles last night. They burnt for hours and we ran out of whiskey

by TheGoochifier December 18, 2016

Johnny

That guy that keeps eating all my fucking sugar

Johnny, Johnny.
Yes, papa?
Eating sugar?
No, papa.
DON'T LIE YOU KEEP EATING ALL MY FUCKING SUGAR YOU MOTHERFUCKER STOP EATING THE FUCKING SUGAR

by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 July 26, 2024