Johnny Walker Candle

An extreme form of tealight. Pour a shot of Johnny Walker Black Label (or whiskey of your choosing) into a small plastic disposable cup. Set alight to the rim of the cup. The plastic will burn until it sets fire to the whiskey, at which point a blue flame will appear and burn for approximately one hour. Be careful with fire, kids. This is also not very good for the environment or your personal economy. Plastic should be recycled not burned, and Johnny Walker should be drunk and not burned. It is very beautiful, on the other hand.

Man, we made some Johnny Walker Candles last night. They burnt for hours and we ran out of whiskey

by TheGoochifier December 18, 2016

Johnny

Slang for someone with a huge ego. They typically surf or skateboard and have long hair . you can only be aJohnny if you are male. Aka douchebag

I broke up with my boyfriend because he was such a Johnny

by Mast3rBu1lder May 11, 2021

Johnny Applegenes

Is one who spreads his genes througout his path with an orgasmic arm thrust and sow it grows. (E.G. Kobe Bryant, Adrian Peterson, maybe Bill Cosby)

Dude, you've got kids all over the place like Johnny Applegenes.

by B.dawg December 15, 2014

Bitch boy Johnny

Bitch boy Johnny

Jonathan is a good little bitch boy sissy bitch boy Johnny

by anonymous February 25, 2022

Johnny

That guy that keeps eating all my fucking sugar

Johnny, Johnny.
Yes, papa?
Eating sugar?
No, papa.
DON'T LIE YOU KEEP EATING ALL MY FUCKING SUGAR YOU MOTHERFUCKER STOP EATING THE FUCKING SUGAR

by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 July 26, 2024

johnnie guilbert

the best music artist, cutest emo, and nicest person ever

“i love johnnie guilbert sm”
“ ik he’s helped me sm and i love him sm”

by natalee.840 April 10, 2024

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025