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New Jersey

A tiny island across the sea that regulates the price of tea, where everything is legal.
(example 1)

Hamilton: Where is this happening?

Philip: Across the river in Jersey

Hamilton and Philip: Everything is legal in New Jersey

(Example 2)

Seabury: I pray the king shows you his mercy

Hamilton: Is he in Jersey?

(Example 3)

Hamilton: don't debate with me, why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?

Burr: Alexander, please.
by PhilipTheBestPoet June 28, 2019
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jersey

The wildest people of all
Bitch please , i’m from Jersey
by yolojersey July 31, 2019
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Jersey Shore Snow Cone

(v) : When a male surprises a female sexual partner by having an ice cube in his mouth while giving oral sex
Bro, I blindfolded my girl and jersey shore snow coned last night! She screamed!
by Lick my rose November 11, 2019
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New Jersey

place. Quaint little city with good views of the majesty of New York if the wind is from the proper quarter. Founded by folks looking to germinate anthematic rockers and harvest the bounty of someone else’s lands, New Jersey has become a land of opportunity for Finnish ice hockey players, Springsteen impressionists, oddly-named “actresses” and purveyors of amusing t-shirts.

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“New Jersey In the Mist” would be a good album title.

A what? How old are you?
by gnostic3 November 24, 2019
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south jersey

where are you from?
south jersey

oh so basically pennsylvania?
by bigpimpinbigdreams April 12, 2019
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New Jersey Hot Dog

When your fucking two girls and take a shit in between one of their tits, cum on it, piss on it, and then the other girl eats it.
Last night i gave those girls a New Jersey Hot Dog in our threesome
by globglogabgalab21 June 9, 2019
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Jersey

SHES VERY VERY INCEST. She’s a great friend and my best friend and only mine. OKAy yeah.
She’s an alpaca and I love her. She has blue eyes and blonde hair. She’s so pretty and HOTTT🥵
Jersey: I have something to tell you
Olivia: What?
Jersey: I’m secretly in love with Caleb
by bigdaddycamel April 30, 2019
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